想要生活要和谐，社会要先进——此教程不学好，已婚的容易搞分，未婚的容易终生，喜欢泡妞的容易发春，打算结婚的容易踹蹬，不想离婚的容易被扔~~~~ 回复可看标准答案（绿色部分）和相关分析
问题一：你爱我吗？
错误答案A：“爱。”
错误答案B：“这还用问吗？”
错误答案C：“你烦不烦啊？
标准答案：
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目光怜爱的望着对方三秒，然后神情的点一下头，同时发出“嗯”的声音，然后一把把她揽在怀里......
解析：答案A会让她觉得你太不严肃了，纯粹胡弄她；答案B会让她觉得你对她的爱不够坚定，而且她一定会喋喋不休的问到底，让你给她明确的答案，够你烦的； 答案C过后一定是一顿大架或冷战。其实女人对男人是不是爱她这件事儿心里特有数，她这么问纯粹就是撒娇调情，你抱抱她亲亲她比回答什么都让她高兴。
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问题二：你看我这件衣服好看吗？（衣服也可以换成新剪的头发、新修的指甲等。）
错误答案A：“挺好看的。”
错误答案B：“还行。”
错误答案C：“真好看，我老婆穿什么都好看。”
标准答案：
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“来来来，转一圈让我看看......”待她害羞的转完一圈后，把她拉过来，拉着她的手微笑的看着他说：“真挺好看的。”
解析：答案A会让她觉得你应付她；答案B会让她觉得没自信，在她心里她穿什么你都应该觉得好；可是如果真说好看，像答案C一样她又会觉得你花言巧语不真诚。所以啊，你要表示出对她提的这个问题的认真程度，必须要仔细的看看再说。
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问题三：在她把她的闺蜜介绍给你认识之后，回到家她问：“你觉得我这朋友怎么样啊？”
错误答案A：“挺漂亮的。”
错误答案B：“不怎么样，比你差远了。”
错误答案C：“我都没怎么注意她。”
标准答案：
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“我觉得她对你挺真诚的，应该好好珍惜这样的朋友。”如果那闺蜜确实人品不怎么样，你就说：“你呀，就是傻孩子一个，交友要慎重，以后交朋友一定要让我见见，我给你把把关。”
解析：答案A纯粹是没事儿找抽型的，女人是绝不能允许你在她面前说别的女人好的（当然，母亲除外。）；答案B听着就太假了；答案C你一定觉得回答得挺高明 的吧，她压根儿就不会信，而且她会展开想像分析你为什么不愿意对她的朋友进行评价。所以，要避开问题，转个弯儿回答，让她觉得你一切都是为她着想，连见她 的朋友都是为她把关，她会有被呵护照顾的感觉。
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问题四：你觉得我胖了吗？
错误答案A：“没胖。”
错误答案B：“好像是胖了。”
错误答案C：“呦，是不是最近太累啊，怎么都瘦成这样了？”
标准答案：
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“过来让我抱抱”，等抱过之后你再说：“我就喜欢你这样的，有点肉的，摸着舒服。”
解析：答案A回答得太干脆了吧，她听着不过瘾。答案B纯属找骂，女孩子怎么能喜欢听别人说她胖呢？即使你再三强调你喜欢胖的，她还会不高兴；答案C听着都 那么虚伪，现在的女人哪那么好蒙啊。其实，在女人的心里，她还是希望男人不在乎她的胖瘦，虽然嘴上说为了你减肥，其实是为了自己更漂亮，能穿更多好看的衣 服。所以你用肢体语言表示出你喜欢她有点儿肉就可以了。
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问题五：我和你前女友比起来，你更喜欢哪一个？
错误答案A：“废话，当然是你了，要不然干吗跟你在一起。”
错误答案B：“嗯，怎么说呢，如果让我说实话，各有千秋吧。”
错误答案C：“她比你差远了。”
标准答案：
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狠狠的咬她一口或亲她一下或捏她的小脸蛋，等到她撒娇的嗷嗷叫的时候你就说：“下次再问这种无聊的问题，还得这么惩罚你。”
解析：答案A也太生硬直接了吧，她接下来就会问：“那你以后碰见比我好的是不是也得把我踹了啊？”答案B您就等着分手吧，忒实在了也。答案C听上去还不 错，但你这不是抽自己嘴巴嘛，你说自己前女友不好会让女人很得意而降低了你自己的身价。其实在女人心里，她特别希望你的前女友是个特别优秀的女人，而偏偏 是你不愿意跟她好了，这样女人心里会有成就感的。可是你又不能直接说前女友有多好，所以就用她喜欢的方式来回避问题吧（至于她是喜欢你捏她的脸蛋儿还是咬 她一口我们就不知道了）。
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问题六：如果我和你妈妈同时掉进水里，你会救哪一个？
错误答案A：“你有聊无聊啊？”
错误答案B：“一块儿救。”
错误答案C：“宝贝儿，别难为我，再说这种情况也不会发生的。”
标准答案：
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1“哦，我没告诉你吧，我妈是游泳健将。” 标准答案：2“走，咱现在去买泳衣，我教你游泳去。”
解析：虽说问这个问题确实很无聊但你也不能像答案A那样，这会引来喋喋不休的争吵；答案B她一定会不甘心的追问下去，你不想清静清静吗？答案C听上去还不错，但还是很牵强。不如就幽默一回，别让她一天到晚的老杞人忧天没事儿找事儿了。
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问题七：如果我老了难看了你还会爱我吗？
错误答案A：“不可能，你老了也好看。”
错误答案B：“女人不同的年龄段有不同年龄段的魅力......”
错误答案C：“没事儿，你老了我也好不到哪儿去，咱俩谁也别嫌弃谁。”
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“我巴不得你难看点儿老点儿呢，这样放在家里多放心啊。”
解析：答案A她听着也高兴，但心里知道这是绝对不可能的；答案B就赶紧打住吧，唐僧来了；答案C不就说她老了肯定不好看了嘛，她怎么能接受呢？所以啊，最聪明的答案就是既让她打消顾虑又让她知道你特别在意她特别怕失去她。
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2008/04/27
女人最喜欢问题的标准答案【已婚未婚喜爱泡妞打算结婚暂不离婚的都进来培训！】
2.4.2 Recolors, Blue posts, Fan arts
Patch 2.4.2 : Zhevra Mount & Mace Recolor
Most of the time when a new patch is released, a few item recolors are added to the game. These recolors are here if devs need a "fast" way to add an item and just want to use a different color of an existing model (and actually it doesn't happen very often if you compare it to the amount of recolors available). Two additional "sets" of colors have been added with the 2.4.2 : One for the new "Zhevra mount" and another one for one of the 2H Mace model already available in the game files. Thanks to endarion for the work he did on these screenshots !
As usual, we don't even know if these new colors will be used in the game at some point (and actually we're not even sure if the Zhevra Mount will be here), but it's still fun to check them.
Blue posts
During the last few days I didn't report any blue post because of all the 2.4.2 updates, even if there wasn't anything really important you might find a few of them interesting.
We haven't completely finalized a number, but we plan to have them start at a level lower than 70. We didn't have Draenei or Blood Elves start at a higher level when they first entered the game so we are aiming to make this Hero Class at a good level to learn abilities but also get to Northrend a little faster. I understand that it may not be your favorite part, but leveling is part of the game, especially when creating a new character. The extra boost in leveling should help introduce the epic-ness (is that a word?) of the first Hero Class and give people more of a chance to try it out. While they may be a little behind in leveling, Deathknights will find their way into raid groups too, just like Shaman and Paladins did for the Alliance and Horde when they were first introduced. (Source)
Hunter Pet Growl Change
Growl was scaling incorrectly before so it's been changed to scale with the hunter's AP starting at around 1200 AP. Other pet abilities such as bite, claw, etc will still scale with pet AP. (Source)
Arena Tournament : Penalty for adding players to a team
With phase 2 beginning today, records have been reset and there is a penalty for adding players to a team. The practice phase has ended and now the fighting matters. You can still create a new team, you'll just have to earn the point penalties back, so good luck in your matches if that's the case! When phase 3 begins the teams will be locked and no changes allowed. (Source)
Will there be a new currency system in WotLK ? (Something with a higher value than gold ?)
We do watch the economy of the game but we don't have any plans of changing the current setup right now. (Source)
Season 4 and Tournament Phase 2 posts
First, we've got a post from Drysc to explains which items are going to be available once the season 4 is here.
There will be two sets of "non-set" items once Season 4 begins. The Season 4 honor items (boot/belt/bracer/etc) some of which will require a rating, and the Season 3 items (boot/belt/bracer/etc) which still won't require any rating.
Just to sum up, when Season 4 begins:
Season 1 honor set: Removed
Season 2 arena set: Moved to honor, no rating requirement
Season 3 non-set honor items: Staying
Season 3 arena set: Arena rating and cost requirements lowered
Season 4 non-set honor items: Added with rating requirement
Season 4 arena set: Added to Arena with increased rating requirement
So, with them being arena items intended to fill out the current top-end arena set, and our increase to rating requirements all around, it's actually very logical.
Phase 2 of the 2008 World of Warcraft Arena Tournament’s first qualification round has begun. Tournament participants have had ample time during the practice phase to hone their strategies, try various team compositions, and gain experience playing with their team. It’s now time for the real games to begin!
To track the progress of your team and competition, please visit the World of Warcraft Armory and select the Coliseum 1 battlegroup.
http://eu.wowarmory.com/arena-ladder.xml?b=Coliseum%201&ts=3
If you haven’t signed up yet, registration for the First Qualification Round is still possible until May 6, 2008!
For more information on the tournament please visit our Arena Tournament information page. Good luck to all competitors!
http://www.wow-europe.com/en/info/basics/arena/tournament/index.xml
New Fan Arts / Wallpaper
Here is a bunch of fan arts and a wallpaper posted on the official site during the last few days.
2008/04/14
Season 4 rating requirements increased ?
This time, the news is much bigger, according to two season 4 items activated on the official armory, the personal rating requirements on shoulders has been increased to 2200. For the moment we don't know yet if it's a definitive change, or if the requirements on weapons have been increased as well.
This also means that we've got the stats of 2 additional season 4 items. Below are the stats gathered during the testing phase of the patch.
Other item stats
Very important note : Most of these items have "outdated" stats, the armor on the sets should be slightly higher. The only armor set up-to-date with the latest version of the PTR is the Paladin one. Keep in mind that all of them are from PTRs and could have been changed since then.
Weapons
[Brutal Gladiator's Greatsword]
Druid
[Brutal Gladiator's Dragonhide Tunic], [Brutal Gladiator's Kodohide Tunic], [Brutal Gladiator's Wyrmhide Tunic]
Paladin
[Brutal Gladiator's Scaled Chestpiece], [Brutal Gladiator's Scaled Gauntlets], [Brutal Gladiator's Scaled Shoulders], [Brutal Gladiator's Scaled Legguards], [Brutal Gladiator's Scaled Helm], [Guardian's Scaled Belt], [Guardian's Scaled Bracers], [Guardian's Scaled Greaves]
[Brutal Gladiator's Ornamented Chestguard]
Warrior
[Brutal Gladiator's Plate Chestpiece], [Brutal Gladiator's Plate Gauntlets], [Brutal Gladiator's Plate Helm], [Brutal Gladiator's Plate Legguards], [Brutal Gladiator's Plate Shoulders]
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2008/04/09
2008/04/08
WotLK changes, Tournament Q&A, Badge vendor
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Rogue and Paladin changes in WotLK
Dagger rogues and retribution paladins will get some love, however there won't be any class changes before the release of Wrath of the Lich King.
We have mentioned in the past that we would like to improve Retribution Paladins in Wrath of the Lich King, we just don't have a lot of specific details to release regarding this right now. We did say we plan on changing how their abilities work to share gear with warriors which will help make it easier for them to gear up though. (Source)
Dagger rogues
We understand that daggers need a bit of improvement and plan to improve them. Currently though there are other options for doing damage for the Rogue so it is not like all options are blocked, but like I said, we are aware of this issue. (Source)
Classes changes before the expansion
We currently don't have any plans to make big changes to any class before Wrath of the Lich King. (Source)
Hunter - Charge affecting Growl is a bug
Sad news for all the hunters using a boar in solo PvE, your pet will be nerfed in a future patch.
Expect this to be changed in a future patch. If you disagree with this change please post about it in the suggestions or class forums.
Arena tournament Q&A
Bornakk answered a lot of questions related to the Arena Tournament on the official forums.
We were adding in as many enchants and items as possible based on what arena players were using and what players who helped test the Tournament system requested, we must have missed these. We’re currently looking to see if we can get these added in, but currently it doesn’t look like they’ll make it into the Tournament. (Source)
The tournament details mentioned world pvp, and so far you cant kill an opposite faction at all. Is this coming?
We did remove the note that mentioned World PvP when it was decided to take it out. World PvP requires a lot of players to be in the same area at the same time which would lead people away from the Arenas and we want to keep people focused on the Arena games. The more people queuing up the better for everybody really. (Source)
Why are 2v2 and 5v5 games available on the Tournament Realm ?
The 2v2 and 5v5 games are still offered as we want to provide players with more options to enjoy while playing on the Tournament realms. If you have extra friends that are online (or fewer) you can play the other games and still battle your heart or even try some new things for fun. We will continue to monitor the queues and make changes as we are able to though (Source)
When will all ratings reset to 1500 (end of the practice period) ?
The practice period will end on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 when the servers go down for maintenance and at this time, all teams will be reset to 1500 rating. (Source)
When do we need 200 games by?
The 200 games must be played by the end of the first qualifier which is scheduled to conclude on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 when the servers go down for maintenance. Players will have 4 weeks to play the 200 games that count toward their final rating. The same length of time will apply to the second qualification round though the dates for the second qualification will obviously be different. (Source)
If i have 3 characters, Am I allowed to play with 3 groups ? One group for each character?
If you have three characters you can be on three different teams, however, you will only be eligible to qualify for the regionals with one team. If you happen to have two teams that qualify, you will have to pick one to play. (Source)
When will we be kicked out of the tournament if we don't have enough games or a high enough rating?
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 is when the first round of qualification completes. You will have to re-register to continue to take part in the Tournament Realm past this date. (Source)
Do I need to have my group formed at the end of the period of practice?
It is best to have your team formed and ready at the end of the practice period and before Phase 2 of the Tournament begins (which is when actual rankings begin) because your team will lose 150 rating for each team member added during this phase. (Source)
Approximately what rating is needed to advance to Stage 2?
There is no numerical value we can attach to this question right now. It depends on how well players do and where they are at when the four week period finishes. (Source)
50 Characters limit and Arena Tournament Realm
Keep in mind the 50 characters per account restriction still applies to the new Tournament Realms. You will want to check your total and possibly delete a single character and see if you can then create a new one on the Tournament Realm of your choice. (Source)
Other blue posts
We will provide information a couple weeks in advance when Season 4 is near stating. Right now there is no information regarding this as it is still a ways off. (Source)
WoTLK: Goodbye LVL70 dungeons?
We don't have any plans to update old content for level 80 players. Instead we plan to provide lots of brand new content for our players to go through in Wrath of the Lich King. We talked about the dungeons a bit in the next BlizzCast too, so stay tuned. (Source)
Any chance of introducing heroic versions of "classic" dungeons in WotLK ? Like Heroic Stratholme ?
We don't have any plans currently to do this. But the Caverns of Time: Stratholme dungeon will let you experience that dungeon in a whole new way at least. (Source)
Will AQ40 Bug Mounts useable outside the dungeon at some point ?
We have seen requests for this in the past but we don't have any plans currently to implement this and they were never intended to be used outside of the dungeon they dropped in. (Source)
Armory update frequency
The Armory updates on a continuous basis, there are just some issues we are continuing to work on ironing out where some things are missed in this process. Generally speaking I've seen my characters' profiles updated within 2-3 hours of when I log out. (Source)
US-Proudmoore unlocks the Badge Vendor !
US-Proudmoore was the first realm to unlock the badge vendor during the 3rd phase of the Shattered Sun Offensive ! And if you've been wondering, that's how your server will look like once it happens (Thanks to Sync for the screenshots) :
As a reminder, they can now buy all the following rewards :
Prices for Sunwell badge items
Chest/Legs - 100 Badges
Gloves/Belt/Boots - 75 Badges
Rings - 60 Badges
Two-Hand/Caster Weapons (Including 1H Caster) - 150 Badges
One-hand Weapons - 105 Badges
Off-hands - 45 Badges
Comics
A new comic has been added to the official site.
2008/04/07
如果你喜欢一个人……（这篇文章送给所有的男人们 BY:李瑞）
要善待自己的女朋友，和自己身边的每一个女人。
在你心灵最脆弱的时候，只有女人可以安抚你。
但不要事事都宠着自己的女人，因为那样她们会得不到成长，那不叫爱。
慢慢的她们会把你对他们做的一切都不当回事，最后后悔的也只有你自己。
如果喜欢一个女孩，一定不要和她的老公去抢他，更不能仗着自己有实力对她老公大打出手。
实力不是在这上面表现的，有能耐就凭魅力去争，争不过什么也别说。
如果一个你很喜欢的女人和你分手了，你不要反过来去骂他，不要说一些小看她的话，不要说自己就是想玩玩她。
因为只有你自己知道当初你是怎么追她的，自己动没动感情。
在女人和你说她被谁欺负了的时候，你不要冲动的就带着去揍那个人，也许女人不是依靠你实力才跟你的。
那样做会让女人心里认为是在依仗着你生活，女人也有女人自己的生活。
如果自己的女人被别人抢走了，一定不能去找你个人。因为你的面子已经没了，找也找不回来了。
也不必去恨他和她，管不住自己的老婆就是懦弱，谁也别埋怨。
对待自己爱的人，永远不要把一点点小事不当回事，因为女人很注重这些小事。
哪怕是她的一点点感受。
永远不要觉得自己没钱，长的不帅就不敢去追自己喜欢的人，喜欢就去追吧！我支持你！
同意不同意是她的事，我们不会后悔，毕竟我们已经付出过了，我们做到了该做的。
假如有一天你的女朋友剪头发了，脸上长痘痘了，不再是以前那么漂亮了，一定不能嫌弃她，假如你真的爱她。
谁都会丑恶的一面，我们也是。
不要一次次的对自己的女朋友说，等结婚了要怎么怎么对她。那只是你对她的敷衍。
如果你爱她，现在就要多她好。对待自己追的女孩也一样，如果你喜欢她，就要从现在开始对她好。
如果你不能对自己喜欢的人好，就请不要给她任何承诺。
男人说的话，一个字都重要。
不要总是嘴上对她说很多好话，要把这些话付之于行动。
你为她做一件事，远比你说100句好听的话更实在。
喜欢就要大胆的让她知道，不要憋在心里，那样才不会后悔。
一定要大胆的对她表白，女人一般都喜欢大方的男人。
如果她喜欢浪漫，你就要学着浪漫，学着有情调。
不要觉得自己不行，人都一样。
不要以为自己是谁，不要以为她配不上你，其实你在别人眼里什么也不是。
不要觉得自己帅，她不漂亮，知人知面不知心。
一定要知道她喜欢什么，不喜欢什么。往往一点小事会改变她对你的态度，和认识。
哪怕是你每天能准时的等她上线，等她下了你再去睡。随时关注她的QQ空间，她写了新日子你要第一个去评论。
和她在一起的时候，眼睛一定不要总去看别的女人，那样她会吃醋。
和她在一起的时候，尽量少接触别的女人，无论她怎样，要总鼓励她！
对待除她以外的女人，可以出于欣赏的角度，但一定不可以是喜欢，更不可以是爱。
你对她不仅仅是义务，还是一种作为男人的责任。
喜欢一个人，一定要多想想她的好，而不是总挑剔她的坏，因为你的坏不一定比她少。
往往你对她说的一句好话，她能记一辈子。一句坏话，她也会铭记在心。
记住，女人的自尊心很强，不单单只有男人要面子，女人更需要面子！
女人的心思很难猜透，她们考虑的事要比我们多很多。
永远不要觉得你有多么了解她，了解一个人需要一辈子。
以后你们在一起的日子就是让你慢慢去了解她，爱她。
不要轻易的对一个人说出爱字，爱是需要付出很多，甚至是生命。
喜欢不等于是爱。
当你脱下她衣服的那一刻，你就要记住，你一定要让她幸福。
她是你需要去爱的人，而不是玩。
再坚强的女人，也有脆弱的一面。你要找到她这一面，去补偿她，去安慰她。
她的眼泪不是流在眼里，是心里。
永远不要依靠女人活着，因为你是一个男人。
女人是用来疼的，而不是利用。
不要背叛她，要给她一种信任。对她承诺的话一定要办到，不要让女人看不起。
要记住，我们现在的奋斗，就是为了实现曾经对她的承诺。
男人和女人都有七情六欲，如果自己爱的人不能和你睡，那证明她还没有完全的爱上你。
如果压抑不住身体上的欲望，就要让她知道，也许她会理解你。女人的欲望也不比男人少。
在一起的日子，要包容她的很多过错，要懂得体谅。
也许她做了对不起你的事，你不要对她发火，也许她只是迫不得已。
男人们：
也许你们做的她不信，但总有一天她都会信的，只要肯付出就会有回报。
也许几年的付出得到的却只是一句话，但那样也值了！起码你得到了别人没有得到的东西。
也许她说过以后不再找男朋友了，那是因为她受过很大的伤害，你要用你对她的爱去为她治疗这些伤疤。
无论什么时候，付出了就不要后悔，如果后悔就不要去付出！
要时刻记得自己的职责，要知道我们是男人！
对于女人，要懂得选择，懂得珍惜，懂得放弃，懂得忘记。
懂得选择适合自己的女人，漂亮的女人她的心不一定很美。
难看的女人但她们的心很美，选择一个人不要光去看她的外表，那些是虚伪的。
和她在一起，就要时时刻刻珍惜那些日子，不要等到错过了，才知道后悔，机会不是留给你自己的。
去善待你们的女人吧！善待她的同时她也会善待你。
———李瑞
2008年3月29日
[Linuxs's Blog]
[Vip.sg-zc.cn]
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我拿什么去爱你 ZT
我知道，我们必须谈恋爱。恋爱是两个人的事，到了一定年龄之后，便谁也回避不了啦，非但回避
不了，还一个个争先恐后、前仆后继、纵强风暴雨、万水千山也不可以阻其热情，碍其脚步。
大约只有出家人是不谈恋爱的，我想并非是对恋爱本身有什么特别的成见，而是害怕影响他们难得的
清修，因为恋爱实在太费时间、太耗精神、太伤筋骨了。恋爱是苦、是痛、是挥不去的辗转反侧、是剪不
断的刻骨铭心。
许多人的第一次恋爱差不多都是在大学时代完成的，大学时代没有太多的功利，我用我的坚强去爱她的美
丽，我用我的全部去爱她的所有，没有人会在乎你有没有钱，只要你在晚自习的时候能够为她买上一个并
非进口的冰淇淋；没有人会在乎你的社会地位，学生会主席并不比普通学生更容易获得女孩子的芳心；也
没有人会过分地关心你10年20年以后的未来，关心你会不会升官发财、关心你能不能荫妻禄子。现在，就
是现在吧，现在我们手拉手在树阴下漫步一会儿，现在我抱着一大叠书站在风中等你下课，现在我把饭盒
里的蔬菜都给你而你把肥肉都给我，现在我用我全部的积蓄为你买一件廉价的围巾、你用你笨拙的手艺为
我织一双怎么戴也戴不上的手套，现在我鼓起勇气吻了你，现在我理直气壮地拥有了你，现在我们给予了
，我们获得了，我们还有什么别的企求呢？那个时候，我们不必要拼了命地对着镜子追问自己:“我该拿
什么去爱你”，因为我们很清楚地知道，因为“我会用我的爱去爱你”，就这么简单和直接，难道这还不
够吗？
大学时代真好，真的是值得让人用一辈子去怀念，尽管大学时代最终并没有为我们造就出几对恩爱夫
妻几个美满的家庭，但每一代大学生们依旧在单纯的爱情里你追我逐，就像黄舒骏歌里唱的那样，“也不
用管米缸里面有没有米，不用管海峡两岸统一问题，只管爱你”，而且乐此不疲。
我的初恋也毫不例外地发生在我的大学时代，只是因为我年纪太小，比人家都小上2岁，当我刚刚开
始决定彻底地去爱一个人的时候，四年的学业结束了。在毕业典礼上，我们相互对望，我心里明白我希望
约定她的明天，可是我的明天是什么呢？我找不到一个能够让大家都觉得好的答案，她应该不是那种不需
要任何答案就可以挺身而出的人，于是，还没有完全靠近的两只鸳鸯转眼间化做了分飞燕，我来了北京，
她留在了本地。
现在，她已为人妻为人母，她嫁给了一个律师，有车有房有时间，电话里以绝对真实的语气告诉我，
她很幸福。
从电话里听到她讲出那句话的一刻，我也幸福了。
从大学里出来，发现现实生活和我们想像的没有什么两样，我们再也不可以把单纯当做理由，把浪漫
当做借口了，我们责无旁贷地必须去考虑我们的名与利，学会计算一个月的薪水究竟能买几束空运过来的
鲜花，能喝几次现磨的哥伦比亚咖啡，能看几场精彩的进口大片，且不必说吃庄严的西餐以及送名牌的手
提袋了。没错，我们都渴望恋爱，没错，我们都理所当然地拥有爱每一个人的权利，可是，当你调整好呼
吸准备对她表白的时候，你想好了吗？“我该拿什么去爱她”，或说：“我能拿什么去爱她”，请把你能
够拿出来的一切写一个清单罢，附在“我爱你”的誓言后面，然后是等待，等待双方做出综合统计和评估
后的结果。
不要太自信也不要太侥幸，要知道，这种统计和评估活动是非常吸引人的，所以参加者必然雀跃，比
如一直将她的某个并不出色的优点作为闲聊资本的父母、每天跟她因为早上谁先上厕所晚上谁行洗澡而吵
得天翻地覆的姐妹，许久没有来往却刚刚和一个破产房地产商离婚的小学同学，还有好管闲事的姑妈姨夫
，闺中密友，还有谁，只要愿意参加，应该都可以占有评审团的一席之地。评审团一向人数不限，多多益
善。
去掉一个最高分，去掉一个最低分，这种得分是没有办法请公证处公证的，无论怎样的得分，无论你
能不能接受，也就是这样了。也许你的确很冤枉，可是你到哪能里去喊冤呢？认命吧，就算你终于得到一
个理想的分数，通过了评审团这一关，也不要高兴得太早，这只是个开始，只是初试合格，更严格的考核
还在后面，今后的日子里，你每一天起床的第一件事就是反复地询问自己：“我该拿什么去爱你”，多一
虚张声势反思，有什么不周不到之处，趁青春年少，赶快进取吧。
“可是，你知道我有多爱她吗？我所有的都给她了，还要我怎么样？”只要稍有疏忽，稍微对她有一些
怠慢，我们便会听到或自己说出这样的话，“她还是跟别人好了。”
“你说？那个男人哪有一点比我好？”
我说？我能说什么，我也有过这样的问题啊，也孜孜不倦锲而不舍地问过许多人，除了一些无关痛痒
和心不在焉的安慰之外，根本不可能找到什么标准答案。当有人也这样问你的时候，你就知道了这个问题
谁也无法回答。
是就此放弃还是紧追不放呢？我有一个朋友就比较有办法。他是一位军人家的儿子，他家里存放着一
把他爷爷从日本人手里缴获来的指挥刀。他实在忍受不了女朋友跟别人走掉的事实，冲动间竟将还未生锈
的指挥刀拔了出来，握在手，睁大一双红色眼睛，直奔情敌的住宅而去。街上行人都好奇地敬而避之，以
目光追随。却没有人喝彩。警察以为是拍电影，未加阻拦，居然让他顺利地冲到情敌家中，夺门而入，刹
那间已将指挥刀架在了情敌的脖子上，那位情敌和作为当事人的女生都是城市里长大的孩子，哪里经历过
如此这般的大场面，当场呆住，惟有四只眼睛瞪得大大却无神；你以为我的持刀的朋友就见过大世面吗？
和我们每一个人一样，所有关于动刀动枪的事情都是从电影电视里看来的。这个时候，他什么也没做，同
样的瞪着两只大眼却空空荡荡，先前那么多的愤怒、抱怨与仇恨一时间荡然无存，不晓得顺着冰冷的刀锋
溜到哪里去了。
足足有三四分钟罢，三个人静默着，汗珠从三个人额头上慢慢渗出，指挥刀有一些颤抖了，不知是我
的朋友握刀的手在抖还是情敌的身体在抖，抑或两者都是。女孩子合乎情理地哭了，却无声，泪尽淌。
还是朋友终于说话了，声音很小，一字一顿： “你，要，好，好，待，她。”然后他收刀而回，恰
如小说里描写的那样，回家的路很长很长，不知他走了多久，才像一个泄了气了皮球一样，散坐到自己家
里沙发上，直直地望着极有可能被他望穿了去的天花板。
他哭了，流下了许多被人称为血一般的男儿的眼泪水。
我怎么去劝他？我对他说化悲痛为力量，总结好经验与教训，卷土重来吧。我晓得我的规劝起不了什
么作用，因为我也这样规劝自己。但至少他明白了一个亘古不变的道理，就是不管拿什么去爱她都可以，
反正拿指挥刀去爱她是行不通的。我想，任何人都可以对我朋友的做法不以为然，但任何人都不应该嘲笑
或指责我的朋友。你以为我们谈个恋爱、搞个对象很容易吗？每每我们拿出满腔热忱，准备好好爱一回的
时候，才理会到身边的漂亮女生真的好多但可以属于自己的却真的太少。这是一个彻底竞争的时代，什么
都在竞争，其中毫不例外地包括了爱情。
看看我们竞争对手吧，首当其冲的便是那些外国人，他们比当年的八国联军还厉害，八国联军是无恶
不作的强盗，如今的鬼佬们却是道貌岸然的偷心圣手，他们一边挣着我们的人民币，一边吸引着漂亮的中
国女孩子。据说许多中国女孩子渴望跟着他们能够出国，但她们也不想想，如果外面真的有如想像那么好
，这些鬼佬们跑到中国来干什么呢？显然他们并不是来观光旅游的。
除了喜欢鬼佬的，其他的女生应该可以让我们追了吧？不行，还有一帮有钱人呢，就是北京人讲的大
款。他们可以用跑车的速度、房子的宽度以及戒指的纯度来拉近年龄上的差距。我们很难证明追逐物质到
底有什么不对，我们也很难说服人家坐地铁比开私家车更体面、住平房比住公寓更舒服。
至今仍有一个问题缠绕在我心里，想好好地问一下女孩子们：一个人每年给你随便花销的100万，却
只能给你20%的爱；另一个人只能给你用以共同生活的10万元，却可以给你100%的爱。让一个正常的女生
选择，她会选择谁呢？这是一个问题。
大款之后的机会是我们的了吧，别忘了有相当一些艺术家们挡在我们的前面，那些画家、作家、演员、歌
手们，我们能拥有他们那样的魅力吗？他们浑身散发出来的相关艺术芬芳气息是我们打破脑袋也学不来的
。再然后呢？该轮到我们了吧，可是，当我们四顾周遭，还有生得比我们帅的、长得比我们高的，甚至还
有运气比我们好的。就是这样，我们永远都排在爱情队伍的后面，眺望着前面的无限风光，守候着自己的
无穷期待。
这是事实也是现实，尽管多少有些残酷。
现实归现实，残酷归残酷，可我们毕竟是要恋爱的，我们总不能知难而退吧，“世上无难事，只要有
心人”，只要我们拥有一颗值得信赖的关爱之心，总有嫌国外太远的吧、总有嫌大款太忙的吧，总有会因
为我们的真挚而感动的吧。
我们会认真地去爱，很完全地去爱，我们会回答每一个恋爱中的男人都必须回答的问题：我该拿什么
去爱你。
我该拿什么去爱你呢？ 我没有房，没有车，没有太多的积蓄； 我该拿什么去爱你呢？我没有什么值
得炫耀的家庭背景，没有什么可以挖掘的社会关系； 我该拿什么去爱你呢？我没有太高的工作资历，就
算废寝忘食也不知道什么时候才可以出人头地； 我该拿什么去爱你呢？我知道，我拥有让你衣食无忧的
基本收入，我拥有让你幸福一生的能力。
我拥有让你幸福一生的能力。 其实，我是想说，我很清楚，我该拿什么来爱你。
（送交者: 阿弥陀佛
，没有车，没有太多的积蓄； 我该拿什么去爱你呢？我没有什么值得炫耀的家庭背景，没有什么可以挖
掘的社会关系； 我该拿什么去爱你呢？我没有太高的工作资历，就算废寝忘食也不知道什么时候才可以
出人头地； 我该拿什么去爱你呢？我知道，我拥有让你衣食无忧的基本收入，我拥有让你幸福一生的能
力。
我拥有让你幸福一生的能力。 其实，我是想说，我很清楚，我该拿什么来爱你。
（送交者: 阿弥陀佛
2008/04/06
Epics replaced by Greens in WotLK
Items in WotLK will be powerful enough to fill the gap between high-end raiders and new players who want to join them once they're level 80, however the difference shouldn't be as big as what we saw between BC and WoW Classic because it looks like Blizzard doesn't plan to change any major stat like what they did with Stamina.
Keep in mind that the availability of higher level items is greater than it was before the launch of The Burning Crusade.
There was also a change in how much Stamina items got when The Burning Crusade came out and the new items should maintain the consistency they have now and not jump up a huge margin. (Source)
Arena Tournament Blue posts
The Arena Tournament is quite popular, and CMs are trying to communicate as much as possible on the issues affecting the realms here.
It wasn't a hardware issue, just a setting in the code, which we found and fixed very early this morning. We'll monitor the queues throughout the day to see if we need to make further adjustments. (Source)
Win-trading on the Arena Tournament Realm
If you think a team is win-trading, please report it to our GM staff by using the in-game reporting button (the red question mark on the bottom center-left of your UI). (Source)
Activation time for canadian players suscribing by sending an essay
We will be reading the essays and flagging eligible accounts on a weekly basis. So it just depends when we receive your essay. Check the email address associated with your account for notification on when you are flagged. (Source)
UICentral discontinued
According to a post on worldofwar.net, UICentral has been discontinued and if you're one of the many players using it you should consider uninstalling the software. Below is the explanation posted by the admins on the site.
Post by Rushster
A heads-up to UIC users. UICentral, as created by site member Amthea, has been pulled from the site as it has come to light that there was a copyright infringment inside the application code. An unlicensed key was utilised to create a part of the application, and so to act responsibly, and protect the party invovled, we have pulled the file from the website.
We are dissapointed that this has occured but at the same time pleased that this has been brought to our attention as we do not condone such practices.
With this in mind we are looking to create our own application in-house so that this can not occur in the future. Work will begin immediatly on the new application for mod updating. Thanks to everyone for being so patient while we investigated and checked through everything. We'll update you soon.
Post by ChaosInc
In a nutshell, he used a cracked version of a Java app and got caught. In turn, they threatened to take "legal action" against the site unless it was pulled. Needless to say, however, we would've pulled it anyways.
What does this mean? It means UIC is no longer available IN ANY FORM from this point forward. But as Rush has stated we plan to have another application designed from the ground up without the worry of some piss-ant lawyer breathing down our necks about "distributing applications without checking first that the program used was a legit copy. Ignorance of proper licensing is NO EXCUSE!". Honestly, how the hell are we supposed to check that crap anyways? Ask 'em? Psh....
So as per their "legal request", we'd also like to ask anyone who has dl'd UIC in ANY form to please remove it from their comp. Of course, we can't check this, but apparently they think we can. Next they'll be asking for everyone IP that's dl'd it. But no worries, that's what we call "invasion of privacy", so everyone who's gonna start fretting about that can relax.
Rush has sent a personal apology on the matter and we have met their requests on the matter to avoid "legal action". As of this point, we should be left alone and we can get back to work on important things, like deciding who's buying the next round of Poptarts!
Penny-Arcade.com contest
Penny-Arcade.com is running a contest in partnership with Blizzard and Upper Deck Entertainment, see below.
We rarely do contests, but this seemed like a good time, and we knew the right people. Between Blizzard and Upper Deck, they have unloaded a truly revolting amount of merchandise on us, and we'll be passing this largesse over to the readership in a frictionless manner: three piles of stuff so gigantic that you will quite literally never need to purchase another card. You will, of course, because you won't be able to help it. Even so, you won't need to: four boxes of boosters, tournament playmats, a Winterveil collector's box, deckboxes, sleeves, two binders, three raid decks, three starter decks, and one of these awesome dice chest things. Each of these sets also includes an [X-51 Nether-Rocket X-TREME], an ultra-rare card that can be redeemed in-game for a custom flying mount. These custom mounts can go for up to two thousand dollars online, so each one of them - on its own - would be sufficient to build a contest around. I don't know that I've ever seen a contest like this. It's completely ridiculous.
Securing these mounds of treasure is simple, but not effortless: you must write a short story, set in World of Warcraft, and this story must be precisely ten words long. Then, you must mail your story to Gabriel, with the subject line "Ten Words." This contest is easy and fun. At least, for me! But Gabriel has told me that I cannot win, so you've got a shot. Something along these lines, maybe:
His father's sword, shattered to the hilt, fell like stars.
It doesn't have to be especially epic, it merely needs to ring true. For example:
"Help," he cried. "My dick is stuck in this Treant!"
See what I mean? It paints a picture. You know everything you need to know about the dick and the Treant. You've got until Thursday, the 10th of April. We'll announce the winners next Friday.
Comics
A new comic has been added to the official site , I'm sure hunters will enjoy it.
[NGA]WoW 2.0宏指南（Neuro's Macro Guide for WoW 2.0）
written by lostcup
(Author's Note: WoW 2.0 is still in Beta, and as such, these options can change at any time.)
（作者注：WoW 2.0还在Beta阶段，因此以下条件选项随时可能被更改。）
In WoW 2.0, macros and addons will drastically change. Recently, Slouken announced an exciting new addition to the functionality of macros in WoW 2.0, a set of conditional options for the /cast, /use, /target, /focus, /assist, /stopmacro, /cancelaura, /userandom, /castrandom, and /castsequence slash commands. This post is intended to be a "How-To" guide on using them.
NOTE: While most of the examples given are done using '/cast', these options are available to all the slash commands listed above.
在WoW 2.0中，宏和插件将会有翻天覆地的改变。最近，Slouken（Blizzard UI开发者）宣布了一个令人激动的宏的新特性，一系列条件选项将可以被应用于以下斜杠命令：/cast，/use，/target，/focus，/assist，/stopmacro，/cancelaura，/userandom，/castrandom，以及/castsequence。这个帖子的目的就在于讲解如何应用它们。
注：虽然多数例子都使用了"/cast"，但事实上这些条件选项对前面提到的所有斜杠命令都有效。
Understand that most current macros will be obsolete in 2.0. Just about anything using CastSpellByName() or TargetUnit() will be non-functional in combat. In addition, most 'dumb logic' macros will not work either. However, you can now replicate the functionality of many popular macros with these new Macro Options.
Currently, using '/cast' is very simple. The command format is '/cast
/cast Greater Heal
/cast Arcane Intellect(Rank 3)
在2.0中，目前所用的大多数宏都将被废弃，因为在战斗中，任何用到CastSpellByName()或者TargetUnit()的宏都将不再有作用。更进一步的，多数“傻瓜逻辑”的宏也不会再有效。但是，你现在可以通过新的宏条件选项来实现许多流行宏的功能。
现在，使用“/cast”（“/施放”）非常简明，命令格式就是“/cast <法术名称>”（施放最高等级的法术）或者“/cast <法术名陈>(Rank <#>)”。比如说：
/施放 强效治疗术
/施放 奥术智慧（等级 3）
In the new system, this format still works just the same, however you can now add options to give more flexibility to your /cast statements. The new command format for '/cast' is: '/cast [
The way a macro works now is like this: The first set of options is checked. If they are true, then the first spell is cast. If they are false, the next set of options is evaluated, and if true, the next spell is cast, and so on. However, you must keep in mind that only one spell will be cast. As soon as a set of options evaluates to true, the game will cast the corresponding spell, and that line of the macro will be done.
在新的系统中，你依然可以使用原来的这些格式，不过你现在可以加入条件选项来使得“/cast”更加灵活。“/cast”的新格式是：“/cast [<第一组条件选项>] <第一个法术名称>; [<第二组条件选项>] <第二个法术名称>; [<第三组条件选项>] <第三个法术名称>;...”。
现在让宏运作起来的方式就像这样：第一组条件选项被检测，如果它们成立，则第一个法术被施放，如果它们不成立，则第二组条件选项被检测，如果这个成立了，下一个法术被施放，如此下去。但是，你必须牢记，只有一个法术会被施放。当一组条件选项被检测到成立时，相应的法术就会被施放，宏也就此结束。
The current options available to players are:
help - Evaluates 'true' if target is friendly
harm - Evaluates 'true' if target is hostile
combat - Evaluates 'true' if you are in combat.
stance or stance:# - Evaluates 'true' if you are in a stance, or are in a particular stance (see below)
stealth - Evaluates 'true' if you are stealthed.
modifier or modifier:shift|ctrl|alt - Evaluates 'true' if the selected key is held down when the command is executed.
equipped:
target=
actionbar:
当前可用的条件选项有：
help - 检测目标是否为友善
harm - 检测目标是否为敌对
combat - 检测你是否在战斗中
stance或stance:# - 检测你是否在姿态中，或是否在某个特定的姿态中（详见下）
stealth - 检测你是否潜行
modifier或modifier:shift|ctrl|alt - 检测命令被执行时是否某个特定的键被按下
equipped:
target =
actionbar:
NEW OPTIONS:
pet:
mounted, swimming, flying - Evaluates 'true' if you are mounted, swimming, or flying, respectively.
indoors, outdoors - Evaluates 'true' if you are indoors or outdoors, respectively.
button:<#> - Evaluates 'true' if the selected button was used to 'click' the spell, defaults to 1 (see below).
channeling:
exists and dead - Evaluates true if your target is dead, or actually exists.
新的条件选项：
pet:
mounted，swimming，flying - 检测是否在坐骑上，游泳，或者飞行中
indoors，outdoors - 检测是在室内还是室外
button:<#> - 检测某个特定的按钮被用来触发法术，默认为1（详见下）
exists 和 dead - 检测是否目标已经死亡，或是否真的存在
New Macro Command
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/castsequence - Casts a predetermines set of spells in sequence (See Below)
# show
Some additional tricks you can do with the options:
You can add 'no' to the beginning of any option (except target) to invert it, i.e. 'nocombat' will only work if you are NOT in combat.
Seperating options with a comma ',' will act like an 'and' statement; if both options are true, it executes.
Seperating options with a slash '/' will act like an 'or' statement; if either option is true, it executes.
Selecting the '?' Icon in the Macro Editor will force the macro to present the icon of the current spell that spell feedback is being given for.
新的宏命令
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/castsequence - 按顺序施放一组事先设定好的法术（详见下）
# show <法术> - 显示所列出法术的宏返回值
对于条件选项的一些额外技巧：
你可以在任何条件选项前加上“no”来得到反效果，比如，“nocombat”则在脱离战斗的情况下成立。
用逗号“,”来分隔条件选项作用和“and”一样，当条件选项同时成立时执行。
用斜杠“/”来分隔条件选项作用和“or”一样，当其中一个条件选项成立时执行。
在宏编辑器里按“?”图标将强制宏以当前法术的图标显示。
举例和姿态
Here are some examples to help:
/cast Greater Heal
Very simple macro which casts Greater Heal on your target.
/cast [help] Greater Heal
One option added. Will cast Greater Heal IF the target is friendly.
/cast [help] Greater Heal; Smite
Second spell added. Since it has no option added to it, it will be cast any time the first option fails.
/cast [help, combat] Flash Heal; [help, nocombat] Greater Heal; Smite
This macro will cast Flash Heal on a friendly target if you (not the target) are in combat. If you are not in combat and the target is friendly, it will cast Greater Heal. If neither of these is true (i.e. the target is not friendly) it will cast Smite.
/cast [help] Greater Heal; [harm, combat] Smite; [harm, nocombat] Mind Flay
This will cast Greater Heal on a friendly target, or Smite if the player is in combat, or Mind Flay if the player is not in combat.
这里有一些举例说明：
/施放 强效治疗术
非常简单，向你的目标施放强效治疗术。
/施放 [help] 强效治疗术
加入一个条件选项，当目标为友善时施放强效治疗术。
/施放 [help] 强效治疗术; 惩击
加入第二个法术，由于它没有任何条件选项，所以在第一组条件选项不成立时，则施放。
/施放 [help, combat] 快速治疗; [help, nocombat] 强效治疗术; 惩击
这个宏将在你（不是目标）处于战斗中时为友方目标施放快速治疗，如果你不在战斗中且目标为友方目标，则施放强效治疗术，如果这些条件都不成立（比如目标为敌对），则施放惩击。
/施放 [help] 强效治疗术; [harm, combat] 惩击; [harm, nocombat] 精神鞭笞
这个宏将对友方目标施放强效治疗术，或在战斗中对敌对目标施放惩击，或当你不处于战斗中时，对敌对目标施放精神鞭笞。
/cast [stealth] Ambush; Backstab
This will cast Ambush if the player is stealthed, Backstab if not.
/cast [nostealth] Backstab; Ambush
Does the exact same thing as above, just in a different way.
/cast [actionbar:1] Greater Heal; [actionbar:2] Smite
Will cast Greater Heal if the current actionbar is #1, Smite if it is #2, nothing if actionbars 3+ are selected
/cast [harm] Polymorph
/stopmacro [noharm]
/p Sheeping %t! DO NOT TOUCH!
This macro will cast Polymorph if the target is hostile, then stop the macro if the target is NOT hostile (i.e. if the polymorph didn't go off). Then it tells the party that it's target has been Sheeped. Note that because of the '/stopmacro' command, if the target was not sheeped, the party would not be sent a tell (thus cutting down on unneccessary spam).
/施放 [stealth] 伏击; 背刺
这个宏在玩家处于潜行时施放伏击，否则的话就背刺。
/施放 [nostealth] 背刺; 伏击
这个宏和上面那个作用完全相同，只不过用了相反的条件选项。
/施放 [actionbar:1] 强效治疗术; [actionbar:2] 惩击
如果当前动作条为1号时施放强效治疗术，如果是2号则施放惩击，如果为其他动作条则不做任何事情。
/施放 [harm] 变形术
/stopmacro [noharm]
/p 正在把%t变羊！别去碰它！
这个宏将在目标为敌对目标时施放变形术，若目标不是敌对，则停止这个宏（例如变形术没有施放出来），当目标被变羊后则通知队友。注意，因为“/stopmacro”命令的存在，如果目标没有被变羊，队友将不会看到喊话（从而减少了不必要的垃圾信息）。
/cast [pet] Call Pet; Revive Pet
This macro will call your pet if you do not have one, otherwise it attempts to cast Revive Pet.
/cast [pet:owl] Dive; [pet:cat] Dash; [pet] Growl
This macro will cast Dive if you have an owl, Dash if you have a cat, or Growl if you have anything else.
/cast [pet:Voidwalker] Sacrifice; [pet:succubus] Seduction
Will cast Sacrifice if you have a Voidwalker out, Seduction if you have a Succubus.
/use [nomounted,outdoors] Black War Steed Bridle
This will attempt to mount if you are outside and not mounted.
/cast [target=pet,dead] Revive Pet; [nopet] Call Pet; Mend Pet
This will revive your pet if it's dead, call your pet if you don't have him out, or mend your pet.
/施放 [pet] 召唤宠物; 复活宠物
这个宏将在你没有带着宠物时召唤一个出来，否则的话将尝试复活你的宠物。
/施放 [pet:owl] 俯冲; [pet:cat] 冲锋; [pet] 低吼
这个宏将在你带着枭类宠物的时候施放俯冲，带着猫类宠物时施放冲锋，如果是其他宠物则施放低吼。
/施放 [pet:虚空行者] 牺牲; [pet:媚魔] 魅惑
如果你带着虚空行者则施放牺牲，带着媚魔则施放魅惑。
/使用 [nomounted, outdoors] 黑色战驹缰绳
如果你在室外且没有骑着坐骑时召唤坐骑。
/施放 [target=pet, dead] 复活宠物; [nopet] 召唤宠物; 治疗宠物
若你的宠物死亡了则复活它，如果没有召唤出来则召唤宠物，或者治疗你的宠物。
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Stances:
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Stances work the same way. If no stance number is given, then it evaluates to 'true' if the player is in any stance. (Note that for Warriors, you are ALWAYS in some stance). If a number is given, it checks to see if that form is currently active.
Each class has different numbers for it's stances. Here is a list of stances and their numbers:
Class: Warrior Priest Druid Rogue
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Stance:1 Battle Shadowform Bear Stealth
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Stance:2 Defensive Aquatic
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Stance:3 Berserker Cat
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Stance:4 Travel
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Stance:5 Moonkin/Tree
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Paladin Auras are no longer treated as Stances by the Macro Option system.
Keep in mind that if you skip a stance (like a Warrior who never does the Defensive Stance quest) then your stance numbers will drop down, i.e. Berserker Stance would be stance 2.
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姿态
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姿态以同样的原理工作，当姿态编号没有给出时，则在玩家处于任一姿态都成立（注意，战士永远都处于某个姿态中）。如果给了编号，则检测该姿态是否被激活。
每个职业的特定姿态都有不同的编号，这是一个列表：
战士：1. 战斗 2. 防御 3. 狂暴
牧师：1. 暗影形态
德鲁伊：1. 熊 2. 水栖 3. 猫 4. 旅行 5. 枭兽/树
盗贼：1. 潜行
圣骑士的光环在宏条件选项系统中将不再被作为姿态处理。
请记住，如果你跳过了某个姿态（例如作为战士却没有做防御姿态的任务），你的姿态编号将会递减，比如狂暴姿态的编号会变成2号。
Some stance examples.
/cast [nostance] Bear Form
If you are not in a form, this will shift you into bear form.
/cast [stance:1] Overpower; [stance:2] Sunder Armor; [stance:3] Whirlwind
Will cast Overpower in Battle stance, Sunder Armor in Defensive, and Whirlwind in Berserker stance
/cast [stance:1] Growl; [stance:3] Claw
Will cast Growl in Bear form, or Claw in Cat form.
/cast [nostance:3] Cat Form
Will put you into cat form if you are not. If you are currently in Cat form, this will NOT shift you out.
一些姿态宏的例子：
/施放 [nostance] 熊形态
如果没有在一个形态下，则变形到熊形态。
/施放 [stance:1] 压制; [stance:2] 破甲; [stance:3] 旋风斩
在战斗姿态下施放压制，防御姿态下施放破甲，狂暴姿态下施放旋风斩。
/施放 [stance:1] 低吼; [stance:3] 爪击
在熊形态施放低吼，在猫形态施放爪击。
/施放 [nostance:3] 猎豹形态
如果不在猎豹形态，则变形猎豹，但如果已经处于猎豹形态，也不会把你变回来。
Equipped条件选项
The [equipped] option also works the same way, but it's a bit trickier. The argument can be either an Inventory Slot (see below), an item type, or an item subtype. For a list of item types and subtypes, check here: [ http://www.wowwiki.com/ItemType ]
A List of Inventory Slots:
[equipped]条件选项也以同样的方式工作，但是更富有技巧。参数可以是一个物品槽（见下），一个物品分类，或一个物品子类。物品分类及子类，请参考这里：[ http://www.wowwiki.com/ItemType ]
物品槽列表：
Two-Hand 双手
Bag 包
Shirt 衬衫
Chest 胸部
Back 背部
Feet 脚
Finger 手指
Hands 手
Head 头部
Held In Off-hand 副手物品
Legs 腿部
Neck 颈部
Ranged 远程
Off Hand 副手
Shoulder 肩部
Tabard 徽章
Thrown (ranged slot items like thrown daggers) 投掷（远程槽物品例如投掷匕首）
Trinket 饰品
Waist 腰部
One-Hand 单手
Main Hand 主手
Wrist 手腕
Some equipped examples:
/cast [equipped:Two-Handed Swords] Mortal Strike; Heroic Strike
This will cast Mortal Strike if you are using a 2hand sword.
/cast [equipped:Two-Handed Swords/Two-Handed Maces/Two-Handed Axes/Polearms] Mortal Strike
This uses the '/' modifier to set up an 'or' condition. This macro will cast Mortal Strike if ANY of those types are equipped.
/cast [equipped:Shields] Shield Bash
This will cast Shield Bash if you have a shield equipped.
/cast [equipped:Shields, equipped:Daggers] Shield Slam
This will cast Shield slam only if you have a dagger AND a shield equipped.
/cast [noequipped:Shields, equipped:Off Hand] Rampage
This will cast Rampage if you do NOT have a shield equipped, AND you have something in the Off Hand slot. In theory, this macro will only activate if you are dual-wielding.
一些equipped例子：
/施放 [equipped:双手剑] 致死打击; 英勇打击
当你装备着双手剑时施放致死打击。
/施放 [equipped:双手剑/双手锤/双手斧/长柄武器] 致死打击
这里使用了分隔符“/”来设置一个“或”条件，这个宏将在你装备以上类型武器时施放致死打击。
/施放 [equipped:盾牌] 盾牌猛击
在你装备了盾牌的时候施放盾牌猛击。
/施放 [equipped:盾牌, equipped:匕首] 盾牌猛击
仅在你同时装备了盾牌和匕首时才施放盾牌猛击
/施放 [noequipped:盾牌, equipped:副手] 暴怒
在你没有装备盾牌且副手装备了武器的情况下施放暴怒，也就是说，在你双持的时候才被激活。
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Button和Target目标选项
The option [button:
The default button is 1, the Left Mouse button. Note that when you activate a macro via a keybinding, it treats it like a Left Mouse button click. The numbered buttons are:
1 or LeftButton
2 or RightButton
3 or MiddleButton
4 or Button4
5 or Button5
... or any of the buttons remapped by the secure state headers. I don't know what this last bit means, to be honest, I'm simply quoting slouken.
条件选项[button:
默认按键是1，鼠标左键。注意，如果你通过按键绑定来触发一个宏，它会认为是通过鼠标左键点击触发。被编号的按键有：
1 或 左键
2 或 右键
3 或 中键
4 或 按键4
5 或 按键5
...以及其他一切在“安全声明头文件”中定义的按键。我不太确定这是什么意思，仅仅只是引用Slouken的表述。
lostcup: 官网UI论坛中有一篇Iriel（论坛MVP）写的SecureStateHeader Example Code，类似于一个模版，插件作者可以生成一个实例去修改默认设定。
/cast [button:2,target=player] Flash Heal; [help] Flash Heal
This macro would cast Flash Heal on a friendly target, OR if you clicked it with the right mouse button, it would cast Flash Heal on you.
The [target=unit] is a special option. Instead of evaluating to 'true' or 'false', it changes the target of the following spell AND the target of the other options. "Unit" can be any valid unit type, i.e. "player", "target", "targettarget", "party1", "party1target", etc etc. For more on unit types, go here: [ http://www.wowwiki.com/UnitId ]
/施放 [button:2, target=player] 快速治疗; [help] 快速治疗
这个宏将向友方目标施放快速治疗，或者如果你右键点击它，则向自己施放快速治疗
这里[target=unit]是一个特殊的条件选项，它并不检测条件是否成立，而是改变施法的目标以其他条件选项的目标。“unit”可以是任何有效的unit类型，例如“player”，“target”，“targettarget”，“party1”，“party1target”，等等。想了解更多的unit类型，可以去这里：[ http://www.wowwiki.com/UnitId ]
Keep in mind that every spell has a default target of "target". So, for example:
/cast [help] Greater Heal
is the same as
/cast [target=target, help] Greater Heal
Unless you add in a [target=unit] option, the default will be your current target.
Possible examples of [target=unit]:
/cast [target=player] Flash Heal
This spell will always cast flash heal on yourself. Note that your current target will be unchanged.
/cast [help] Flash Heal; [target=targettarget] Flash Heal
This will cast Flash heal on your target if it is friendly, OR it will cast Flash Heal on your target's target.
/cast [help, combat] Flash Heal; [help, nocombat] Greater Heal; [target=targettarget, help, combat] Flash Heal; [target=player] Greater Heal
This will either 1) Cast flash heal if the target is friendly and you are in combat, 2) cast greater heal if the target is friendly and you are NOT in combat, 3) cast Flash Heal on your target's target if you are in combat and that unit is friendly, or if none of those conditions is true, it will cast Greater Heal on yourself.
If you use the unitid "none" it acts as if you had NO target. For example:
/cast [target=none] Dispel Magic
This would cast Dispel Magic and then ask for a target, regardless of whom you have targetted currently.
请注意，任何一个施法都有默认的target，那就是“target”，例如：
/施放 [help] 强效治疗术
就和下面的宏等同：
/施放 [target=target, help] 强效治疗术
除非你加入一个[target=unit]条件选项，默认则就是你的当前目标。
一些[target=unit]的例子：
/施放 [target=player] 快速治疗
总是向自己施放快速治疗，并且不会改变你的实际目标
/施放 [help] 快速治疗; [target=targettarget] 快速治疗
如果目标是友善的，则向他施放快速治疗，否则向目标的目标施放快速治疗。
/施放 [help, combat] 快速治疗; [help, nocombat] 强效治疗术; [target=targettarget, help, combat] 快速治疗; [target=player] 强效治疗术
这个宏可以 1) 如果你处于战斗中且目标友善时施放快速治疗，2) 如果你目标友善且没有在战斗中则施放强效治疗术，3) 如果你处于战斗中且你目标的目标为友善，则向他施放快速治疗，4) 如果前面的条件都不成立，则向自己施放强效治疗术。
如果你使用none作为unit，则它会像你没有选中目标一样工作，例如：
/施放 [target=none] 驱散魔法
这将施放驱散魔法且等待你点中一个目标，无论你当前是否选中了一个目标。
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Castsequence
New Command: /castsequence
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There's a new command in WoW 2.0, called /castsequence. It allows you to set up a series of spells to cast one after another, on each subsequent click of the macro. The format is:
/castsequence [
"Huh? Say what?"
It sets up a list of spells, and the first time you click the macro, it casts the first spell on the list. The next time you click it, it will cast the second spell, and so on. When it gets to the end, it goes back to the beginning.
"I'm still not following you."
新的宏命令：/castsequence
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在WoW 2.0中出现了一个新的命令，/castsequence。它允许你在一次次点击某个宏时，将其中定义的一系列法术逐个施放，格式如下：
/castsequence [<条件选项>] reset=<#>/target/combat <法术1>, <法术2>, <法术3>
“啥？你在说啥？”
它设定了一个法术列表，当你第一次点击这个宏时，它施放列表中的第一个法术，第二次点击的时候，施放第二个法术，以此类推。 当它施放完最后一个时，又回到起始点开始循环。
“我还是不太明白耶。”
Ok, lets say you are a mage. Sometimes you need to Frost Nova and Blink away quickly. You can't do them both at the same time, so you set up a sequence to do it!
/castsequence Frost Nova, Blink
And there you have it. The first time you click it, you Frost Nova, then you click again and Blink away.
"And what happens if Frost Nova is on cooldown? Does it Blink instead? Or does it just skip over Frost Nova and do Blink on the next click?"
Neither one. If the spell fails to cast (due to cooldown, out of range, not enough mana, whatever) then the sequence does NOT go to the next spell. The next time you click the macro, it'll try to Frost Nova again. (NOTE: A resist, dodge, parry, etc does NOT count as a failed cast. The spell/ability successfully went off, it just missed.)
OK，假设你是一个法师，有时候你需要冰霜新星后立刻闪现开，你没法同时做到这些事情，现在你可以设定一个序列去做！
/castsequence 冰霜新星, 闪现
就这么简单，第一次你按这个宏，你施放冰霜新星，再按一次，闪现。
“那如果冰霜新星在冷却中怎么办？它会直接施放闪现么？还是不施放冰霜新星，等第二次按这个宏的时候，再施放闪现？”
都不是。如果法术无法施放（冷却，超出距离，法力不足等等情况下），序列就不会走到下一个法术，下一次你再点这个宏的时候，它会再度尝试施放冰霜新星。（抵抗，躲闪，招架等并不会算作无法施放，这些情况下法术/技能确实施放了，只不过没有命中。）
"What if I'm not in combat? I don't want to waste a Frost Nova if I'm not actually fighting."
You can still use all the same macro options (however, you cannot set options for each individual spell, only for the whole sequence. Sorry.)
/castsequence [combat] Frost Nova, Blink
"Eh, I was just kidding about that combat stuff. Ok, so what happens if I Frost Nova, and decide not to Blink away? The next time I want to Frost Nova, it'll be stuck on the 'Blink' setting?"
Not a problem. We'll use the new "reset" setting. Since Frost Nova has a cooldown of 24 seconds normally, we'll set the sequence to reset after 24 seconds of non-use.
/castsequence reset=24 Frost Nova, Blink
The first time you click your macro, it will Frost Nova. If you decide not to Blink, after 24 seconds it will reset back to Frost Nova. Since Frost Nova's cooldown also happens to be 24 seconds, it'll be ready to use again. Brilliant!
“如果我没有处于战斗中怎么办？我不想在非战斗情况下浪费一个冰霜新星。”
你可以把之前所有的宏条件选项应用于此（可惜的是，只能应用于整个序列，而不能为每个法术单独设定）。
“呃，其实刚才我只是随便说说，OK，那如果我在冰霜新星后不想闪现了怎么办？下一次我想施放冰霜新星时，它会不会还是停滞在施放闪现的设定上？”
这完全没问题，我们会用到重置这个设定。因为冰霜新星一般的冷却时间为24秒，我们可以设定序列在24秒内不被使用就重置它。
/castsequence reset=24 冰霜新星, 闪现
当你第一次点击这个宏时，它会施放冰霜新星，如果你决定不闪现了，等过了24秒后，它会重置到冰霜新星的状态，因为冰霜新星的冷却时间为24秒，那时候它就可以被重新使用了，真棒！
"Ok, that's great and all, but I'm actually a warlock, dude."
Of course you are. Well, as a warlock, I'm sure you cast the same 3 DoTs over and over again. Now you can set a sequence for those and save button space.
/castsequence Corruption, Immolate, Curse of Agony
There you go, now you can just push that button three times and cast all three DoTs.
"But what if it dies before I finish casting all three? I'm stuck at the end of the sequence again, and I don't wanna set no timer!"
That's ok, we can use the other options. If you set 'reset=target' then any time you change targets, it will reset the sequence back to the beginning. You can also set 'reset=combat', and the game will reset your sequence any time you leave combat. If you use the '/' operator (remember it, from earlier?) you can combine reset options!
/castsequence reset=combat/target Corruption, Immolate, Curse of Agony
There, now any time you change targets (like, if the old target is almost dead and you want to start on a new one), or any time you leave combat (perhaps the critter died before you finished casting all the dots), it resets your sequence for you, leaving you ready to start over.
“好吧，这真的很厉害，不过我实际上是个术士啊。”
当然，作为一个术士，我相信你会一直重复上三种DoT，现在你可以为它们设置一个序列以节省按钮空间啦。
/castsequence 腐蚀, 献祭, 痛苦诅咒
就这么简单，你可以连续点击三次这个宏来上这三种DoT。
“但如果在我施放完这些前目标就死了呢？我又卡在这个序列里了，我可不想设什么定时器！”
那也没关系，我们可以用其他的条件选项。如果你设定“reset=target”，那序列将在你改变目标时就重置到起始位置。你也可以设置“reset=combat”，每当你脱离战斗，这个序列就会被重置了。如果你使用“/”控制符（你还记得吧，之前提到过），你也可以将这些重置条件选项组合起来！
/castsequence reset=combat/target 腐蚀, 献祭, 痛苦诅咒
就这全了，这下子每当你改变目标（比如原来的目标快死了，你选中的新的目标）或脱离了战斗（可能目标在你施放完所有DoT前就死了），它将会把整个序列重置，让你可以从头开始。
"Ok, great, I think I got it now! Gimme a sec to set my new macros..... done!"
Excellent, I'm glad I could help.
"So... wanna duel?"
Um, no thanks, I don't duel warlocks.
"Bah, you wuss."
“OK，真棒，我想我现在弄明白了！给我点时间设置新的宏....搞定！”
好极了，我很高兴能帮上忙。
“那...来决斗一盘吧？”
呃，不了，我从不和术士决斗。
“切，胆小鬼。”
给某人的情书
发帖者：freekeeper 讨论区：灌水王潮推荐区
标题：给某人的情书。
发信站：安全焦点（2004年7月1日11时15分19秒）
"有一张20岁的面孔我让你看到/有一颗两千年的心情却又谁知道/我无为，却想无所不为/我在梦游，我在
沉睡/i just wanna cry..."
我坐在夜晚开始的地方。白昼即将逝去，鸟儿开始归巢，可想你的心情却在这一刻渐渐苏醒，迅速蔓延。
我不知道忙于工作的你是否会登陆这个论坛，是否会看到这封由笔写变成手打的信，是否讨厌这种隐匿又
公开的方式。可是我知道，现在，它适合我。
你知道吗？我一直憧憬并相信着奇迹。可是当她顷刻降临时，我却又措手不及了！不是什么叶公之好，而
是受宠若惊，惊于上天对我的恩宠。某人，你记得吗？我曾用完整的方式讲过我的感受，但愿你并未当作
玩笑去听，就是拾人的那句：“一个亲自迎接天使降临的人是无法否认上帝的存在的”。你就是我的天使
，某人。我眯起眼睛带着笑容看你抖抖身体，将白色的羽翼小心的藏匿于世俗的覆盖之下。那一刻，一直
让我有了一丝惶恐，生怕这只是上帝的一个玩笑！
还记得春节时飞扬的大雪嘛？还记得定西路的上岛吗？还记得我怀里盛开的百合吗？还记得那间咖啡馆、
那本《时尚》、那碗吗辣烫、那轻颤的吻吗？那几天神仙眷侣般的日子，我一直恍若梦中，生怕稍一用力
，就惊醒了这企盼已久的宿醉！在你的面前，我才发现自己一直信仰的自由竟是那么不堪一击！你不经意
的一句话、一个玩笑、甚至一个眼神都足以引发我心底的地震,而你竟未觉察~~~某人，我宁愿牺牲掉我的
信仰与自由去换取一分保守的但却能让我安心的爱。
多希望你能在身边，多盼望我们再次孩子般的手牵手。
所以，伸出你的手掌阻止我下坠的眼泪吧，将我拥在怀里，阻止文士土狼般的侵袭吧，不要让我独自抵抗
.....《情人》里，当少女年老的时候，情人对她说：他爱她，他简直不能不爱她，他说他爱她将一直爱
到他死。的确，这样的语言太文学化了，那么，我像阿甘那样说吧：u are my girl！当然，我也会说：
“文静而有价值”的，就是你。
离开之后，我心不在焉。不清楚你在什么地方，小扣柴扉？一个飘忽的将来？我找不到寄托的地方了，空
空的。你的若即若离更让我焦灼不安。难道，年里的爱情也注定要伴随梦魇？
所有的快乐，于现在只是曾经；连短暂的相见也变得遥不可及，痛而不能定。我也终于明了一些事情：我
们短暂的爱的相聚，除了聊天，偶遇于BBS，似乎也没什么明显的痕迹了。或许，这正是我不安与痛苦的
所在吧。
我的爱是否已经偏离了你的期待？我是你理想中爱人的样子吗？如果不是，某人，我会恳求爱神允许你用
爱情的刻刀吧我雕成你喜欢的模样，我愿意去承受那甜蜜的痛。
我爱你。
我等你。
我想跟你有一个家，有可爱的孩子，有一分相濡以沫的生活，又一个执手相伴的黄昏。一生不长，幸福太
短，我再也不愿有相忘江湖的“祝福”了。苟利爱人生死以，岂因祸福避趋之？
哈，我这个爱情上的唐吉柯德，连桑丘都不曾随从的我，会是怎样的寂寥？长矛再我的手里，时而重若千
金，时而轻若鸿毛，也许，在你心里的我亦是如此吧....
如果重，请告诉我，我终于可以停止同风车的搏斗了，我要让千千万万的人知道我对你的爱，我要向千千
万万的人炫耀我拥有的幸福！你是我的肋骨，上面写着我的名字。
如果轻，也请告诉我，我会含着眼泪头也不会的走开。
结尾我该说什么？还是用郑钧的歌词吧：
“每一天被伤害被欺骗我早已习惯/每一天在绝望中期待着你的出现/没有谁关心我的存在/我想离开却又
无法离开/i just wanna cry....”
freekeeper
04年7月
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